Ohai. I'm Melody, an 18-year-old girl who lives in Ontario. Aside from my age and the fact that I'm queer, I don't really know what else others want to know about me, but please, stay and browse, you'll learn a but more. Alternatively, there is an "About Me" page that you could visit, not that it's really super helpful. ALSO, I apologize in advance to all the non-homestucks, for the occasional bursts of homestuck spam. ... . .-. . -. .. - -.--
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1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Sign the Black Book, my children. with 264,048 notes

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Sign the Black Book, my children. with 53,043 notes

vergess:

plutonis:

vergess:

wargsansa:

whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich

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[SleepPhones] are headphones wrapped in a padded fleece headband. I have a pair, and they’re quite nice.

Get out of here……

So I guess I managed to leave the link out of that post, sorry!

http://www.sleepphones.com/store/sleepphones-store/sleepphones-4

Source: wargsansa

1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from (@tyleroakley) with 269,874 notes

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

Source: princusbeau

1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from Stuff with 137,362 notes

the-land-of-misfit-sims:

zenmaldita:

acydjay:

whisklash:

andro-saurus:

fatallywhimsical:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN
Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night. 
There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.
I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

OH MY FUCK SIGNAL BOOST, KEEP YOUR PUPPIES SAFE EVERY ONE

What the actual fuck.

wtfffffooooooooookkk?!

This is fucking sick, and disgusting. I literally have the urge to punch someone repeatedly in the face.Keep your babies indoors please. <3

the-land-of-misfit-sims:

zenmaldita:

acydjay:

whisklash:

andro-saurus:

fatallywhimsical:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN

Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night. 

There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.

I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

OH MY FUCK SIGNAL BOOST, KEEP YOUR PUPPIES SAFE EVERY ONE

What the actual fuck.

wtfffffooooooooookkk?!

This is fucking sick, and disgusting. I literally have the urge to punch someone repeatedly in the face.

Keep your babies indoors please. <3

Source: arcadeceasefire

1st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Best of Humor & Entertainment with 361,697 notes

Source: sizvideos

1st October 2014

Question reblogged from Hank's Tumblr with 2,705 notes

alaskayoungisalive said: What would happen if you microwaved a person?

scishow:

They would get warm…and then hot…and then very hot…and then they would die. But if you only zapped them for a few seconds…it would just feel like a pleasant warming sensation. Unlike heating through infrared radiation (which is how the sun or a fire would heat you) microwave radiation would heat you from the inside, areas where you have more water stored like muscles and fat would warm fastest. My grandfather served in the Korean War and he once told me that they’d actually stand in front of microwave antennas to warm themselves on wet, cold nights. He lived to be 92 years old so…I guess it’s not /always/ dangerous. 

-Hank

Source: scishow

1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from "Forever trying to keep my head above water.." with 195,847 notes

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

Source: youarethemelodyinmyhead

1st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Best of Humor & Entertainment with 107,835 notes

terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

Source: horseskeepmesane

1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from one of these days, witch king with 36,361 notes

dogsihavepet:

Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.

dogsihavepet:

Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.

Source: dogsihavepet

1st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Best of Humor & Entertainment with 244,313 notes

faceplantmay:

peterdicicco:

scifisweetheart:

riderjetfire:

Best moment in the whole series.

The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings.

In an alternate reality where “The Last Airbender” movie was good, I like to believe that in the Book 2 movie, they cast Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as The Boulder without a lick of irony.

Kickstarter to redo the Avatar the Last Airbender movie, and then have the second one with The Rock in it for this reason because THAT’S THE BEST FUCKING IDEA ANY FANDOM HAS EVER HAD

Source: avataraang

30th September 2014

Chat reblogged from Ryan Vallejo with 144,040 notes

  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

Tagged: or canadiansor russiansor australliansor the chineseetceteralarge countries

Source: ilovegoats1996

30th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from And my heart's beating like a steam boat with 15,018 notes

plaidcushion:

plaidcushion:

I did it! I finished all of the starters! :D 12x18cm of teeny pokemon papercraft. :>

This is available as a print over on my Etsy! It’d be cool if you checked it out.

I’m going down to the printers in about an hour to get some more prints done, so now would be a good time to order one!

Source: plaidcushion

30th September 2014

Post reblogged from Stuff with 280,058 notes

A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

Source: shady-brain-farm

30th September 2014

Post reblogged from Stuff with 542,177 notes

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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Source: mattniskanenseyebrows

30th September 2014

Post reblogged from Carly's obscene gay life with 390,011 notes

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

Source: smoochums