wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
Not in Canada either
Obsolete: living; possessing life; not dead.
Etymology: from Latin vivus “alive”.
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
im still laughing at this
the perfect cover
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Source: Flickr / coulombic
baby husky and its tennis ball
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
This is important
The Best Cat GIF Post in the History of Cat GIFs (via buzzfeed)
WHAT ARE CATS
I CANT BREATHE TWO GROWN MEN IN SUITS RUN AWAY BECAUSE THAT CAT IS LIKE POSSESSED OR SOMETHING IDK
And I’m thinking DIS Bitch
Chester made Hannah go back in the closet.
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