shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else
IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF
"just plug it back in"
YEAH OKAY BUT ???????? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GO
UPDATE: MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE SYSTEM. HES BEEN STARING AT THE SYSTEM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES I THINK HE’S CRYING
UPDATE #2: WE CHOSE A RANDOM PORT TO PLUG It INTO AND IT WORKED WE ARE BACK ONLINE GOD BLESS
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
Reblog if you would date a bisexual person
Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”
Trying to prove a point to an asshole
“HOOKER HEELS” OMFG HAHAHA
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.
always reblog rdj in his hooker heels
The US Geological Survey published a global geologic map of Mars this month, based on an unprecedented variety, quality, and quantity of remotely sensed data.
what if websites had closing hours
My friend’s grandad is apparently the guy from Up.
i’ve worked with a lot of universities that use the “consent is sexy” motto, and i get why they do it (it’s a marketing thing). but i do think it downplays the absolute necessity of consent. consent isn’t important because it makes things sexier. it’s important because it prevents rape.
I do this several times a day
Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965
Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.
Even back then
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